👾🚨🚨 BREAKING: *Parents* are officially on the Roblox beat! 💀🎉. Apparently, half of the U.S. under 16 is out here crafting virtual worlds instead of doing, you know, actual human things. 🤖🍕 So, you want to keep your kids safe? 👀 Welcome to the world of *Babysitter Simulator 2023!* 🍼💼 Here’s the ultimate Guide to not losing your sanity whilst your kids are living their best blocky life! 🏗️👑 1️⃣ **Set Screen Time Limits** ⏳: 👩‍👧‍👦 *"Why can’t I have more time, Mom?!"* Yeah, buddy, because you already racked up a 1000 hours trying to build a 1:1 scale model of the Titanic in a game that should just be called “Let’s Lose Our Minds!” 😵‍💫 2️⃣ **Talk about Scams** 💰: Listen up, kiddos! If you see a pop-up about "get rich quick" in Roblox? Just say NOPE! 👋 It’s like handing over your credit card to a seagull at the beach—immediately cringe and deeply regret it later. #SeagullNFTs 😩 3️⃣ **Private Settings** 🛡️: Remember kids, keep your usernames as mysterious as a Netflix thriller. “DarkKnight987” is a vibe but “YourMomIsCool” might attract the wrong crowd! 🚫🕵️‍♂️ And let’s keep it 💯, if Roblox keeps giving kids access to those questionable games? We’re *definitely* getting a sequel to *This is Fine* meme. 🔥🔥🔥 🚀 Prediction Alert: In five years, Roblox will merge with TikTok, and we’ll all be living in a VR dystopia where your kids are the new