🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS IN THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE! 🚨👾 💥 Roblox just dropped a BOMBSHELL with their latest FEATURE FEST! 🎉 They’ve launched text-to-speech and speech-to-text APIs. Why? So now you can yell “I WANT PIZZA 🍕” into the void and your avatar can scream it back! Look out, Shakespeare! 🤡 But WAIT, there’s more! 🤯 You can now summon 3D objects from thin air like some kind of wizard! 💫 “Hey dude, I just conjured a giant taco truck for my Roblox dreamland!” 🍔💨 *"Realistic 3D tacos, finally!" - A 'leaked' developer quote* AND if that’s not enough, they’ve unveiled a TikTok-style SHORT-FORM video feed for your gameplay moments. Because who doesn’t want to see a Roblox character fail for the 70th time? 😂 *Drake pointing at a cringe TikTok vid while sipping his coffee* “This is fine.” 💀 The stonks are rising, but it might just be the inflation from all those developers trying to keep their sanity with these dumb features 🤦‍♂️💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, we’ll all be communicating solely in Roblox emojis and 3D tacos will be our new overlords. Bow down, don't @ me! 🚀👑