🚨💔 **BREAKING: Roblox Just Got Hit with the Parental Consent Hype Train! 🚂💨** So, Roblox is pulling a *Drake pointing* move and saying “NOPE!” to random online trolls sliding into your kids' DMs 🤡. By late 2025, they’ll be spying on your kid’s face like it’s a TikTok filter 📸 - you know, “Is this an adult or a baby?” challenge. But wait... *leaked developer quote incoming*: “We wanted to make sure it’s NOT just a bunch of 9-year-olds organizing a coup on the chat tools. 🤖💀 #SafetyFirst” 🤷‍♂️ Here’s the tea ☕: they're rolling out some cringe-age checks with ID verification 🆔 and *big dad energy* parental consent. 😤 It’s like the internet met your dad’s old photo albums and said “this is fine!” as the lawsuits piled up in the background. Will this technology confirm or deny if your kid looks like a 35-year-old? I mean, if TikTok can make Grandma famous for dancing, anything’s possible, right? 💃 🔥🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2026, Roblox will require user DNA samples to log in. Just imagine: “Welcome to *Roblox*... but only if you're a certified human.” 🤯💰 *Stonks* or *cringe*? Y’all decide! 🤷‍♀️💬