🎭🔥 GUYS. Roblox is officially going "CSI: Roblox" with its new facial scan feature for unfiltered chats! 🤳💀 Because what’s better than pretending to be a blocky avatar in a digital playground? Getting your mug shot taken to prove you’re *actually* over 13. #Stonks 📈 🚨 So here’s the tea 🍵: Roblox is rebranding “Friends” to “Connections” (like we needed another Facebook 😅) and if you wanna use this top-secret unfiltered chatzzz, you gotta snap a video selfie for their age estimator – aka "Are you a kid or a cryptid?" 🦄👻 Chief Safety Officer Matt Kaufman was quoted saying, “If you can’t pass our age checks, then you can’t play with the cool kids.” LOL, bruh, what’s next? A full-body scan to see if I can actually *fit* in the game? 🤣🤖 If you're not passing the vibe check with your face scan, don’t worry! Just whip out your government ID like it’s 2010, and let’s hope for the best! No cap, it's giving “this is fine” vibes 🔥💀. 🔮 Hot take: In five years, every chat will require a full background check, a blood sample, and your astrological sign. Welcome to the matrix, y’all! 🚀🤡 #RobloxRevolution #AgeGateGurus