🚨🔥 BREAKING: Roblox CEO David Baszucki is flipping the chat game like it's a pancake on a Sunday morning! 🥞🤖 Apparently, they’re bringing in face scans to verify ages, because nothing says “fun” like a little AI watch dog on your mug! 😳📸 No cap, this is the digital age equivalent of showing your ID at a bar—except now it’s an SAT level test for your face! 🤡💀 Imagine getting hit with “AI has determined you are NOT a child” while you’re just vibing with friends in a digital block world. Drake’s like, “This is fine,” while you sit there seething. 😂💔 But hold up—some “leaked” developer quotes have come out! 💬😏 “If we can’t tell if you’re 5 or 50, we’re outsourcing that info to Skynet. It’s all about making the block world FEEL like home... or jail. 🤔🔒” And let’s not even talk about the AI content moderation. That's like an extra layer of cringe, fam! 🤦‍♂️💩 “Hey, I’m just here for the dance battles and less ‘come at me bro’ vibes!” 🚀 Prediction time: In 3 years, Roblox will be the first metaverse to require biometric implants to play—because who doesn't want their brain uploaded to a giant block? Stonks, baby! 💰 #GameOn #MetaverseMadness