🎮💀 BREAKING: Roblox CEO LOWKEY EXPLODES over child safety questions! 🚀🔥 In a wild episode of the Hard Fork podcast, Roblox overlord, Dave Baszucki, turned into a whole meme himself when grilled over new age verification features 🤡💔. Like, fam, we KNOW you’re here for the V-Bucks... but can we talk about the whole "safety for the kiddos" thing? Smells like STONKS in denial! 📉🧐 “He’s seething, bro! 🤖🔥” said an imaginary dev—probably from the corner of Roblox HQ, hiding under a pile of pixelated plushies. “Like, come on! Who expects a CEO to care about kids when we have *virtual* money to make?” (Allegedly. 😂) Dave's face? A total *Drake pointing* moment whenever the topic swung toward safety—this is fine? More like definitely NOT fine! 🚫💥 But, here’s the kicker — while he's busy denying the chaos, half the world is trying to set up “Roblox TikTok Parenting 101,” like bro, can we NOT? 🤦‍♂️💯 🔥 Hot take alert: By 2025, Roblox will not only verify ages, but it’ll also start issuing parenting licenses! You heard it here first! 💣💰 WHO NEEDS SAFE SPACES when you have a chaotic marketplace? Share this if you wanna become the Roblox Parent of the Year! 👑😎