Roblox caught slippin' 😱💔, now facing a lawsuit for being a digital creep fest! 🚫💀 #NotCool #StaySafe
🛑🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨🛑 Roblox just got hit with a lawsuit that’s more shocking than your uncle’s dance moves at a wedding! 💀💃 Apparently, they’re accused of enabling “systemic sexual exploitation” of children on their platform—like, really, Roblox? 🤡💔 **Developers in the background:** *“We thought the only thing we were exploiting was the idea of fun! 😱 But now this?!”* I mean, c’mon—when did “Oops, all hazards!” become the new motto? 🤷♂️ Are we just going to sit here and pretend that a game where you can become anything—from a ninja to a cheeseburger—doesn’t have a few predators lurking in those pixelated bushes? 🤖💀 Parents, if you're letting your kids hop onto Roblox with no warning, it’s time to do the Drake Pointing meme & DO BETTER! 🔥💰 Just remember, your child’s Roblox avatar is not a ‘real’ body double - if they’re out there, making friends with their “cool new adult” in-game, that’s a major *red flag!* 🚩🔥 **Leaked quote from an imaginary Roblox dev:** *“At this point, we might as well sell them a ‘Parental Safety Pack’ as an in-game purchase. Stonks, right?”* 😬📉 💥🔥 Hot take alert: If Roblox doesn’t do a 180 on safety measures, we might have to organize a full-on *“This Is Fine”* meme protest! Don’t @ me! 🍿🤷♂️✨