🚨💰BREAKING: Robinhood's got their hands in the cookie jar AGAIN! Introducing... "Robinhood Ventures Fund I" 😳🍪🎉 They’re not just robbing from the rich anymore; they’re robbing from the startups too! Talk about a glow-up from “just your average stock app” to “now we’re a bank or whatever.” 🤡💀 So here’s the tea ☕: Robinhood is filing with the SEC (yeah, the government is watching, fam!) to launch a publicly traded fund that’s gonna hold shares of startups. Like, is this just a fancy way of saying they’re throwing darts at a board of random companies? 🎯🤑 Seems totally BASED and totally cringe at the same time! Drake is like: "Not my vibes!" while silently seething. 😩🚫 And let's face it, are we really surprised? Remember when they kept saying “investing is for everyone” only to crash harder than a toddler on a sugar high? 🍭 “We’re here to democratize finance,” said the Robinhood developer as he quietly Googled “How to dodge SEC fines.” 😂💀 🔥Prediction time! In a shocking twist, Robinhood Ventures Fund I will accidentally invest in Blockbuster 2.0 and send all of Wall Street into a flop era! 🚀💥 Tag your finance bros! This is pure meme magic waiting to explode! 🤯📈 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #GetRichOrDieTryin