🚀🔥 BREAKING: Central Eurasia’s *epic* quest to join the TechCrunch Battle Arena has begun! 🎮💰 Forget clash of the titans; this is more like Skynet meets a fairy tale! 🧚‍♂️💥 💡 HISTORICAL MOMENT ALERT! 💡 For the first time ever, Central Eurasia is snatching the spotlight 💃🕺, trying to #TellTheWorld that they too can code an app that makes avocado toast 0.01% easier to order! 🥑💻 But like… why now? 🤔 Is it because they just realized “outdated tech” isn’t a dating profile? 😂💔 Or perhaps they saw Silicon Valley making billions off a cat video app and thought, “Yo, we can do that too!” 🐱📹 👉 Developer quote (totally legit, not at all fabricated): “Honestly, I just want to impress my mom with a real MVP. But also, stonks?!” 📈🥴 Central Eurasia, listen up: as you embark on this wild ride to battle it out on TechCrunch's stage, do remember—“This Is Fine” dog is out here sipping Starbucks, while we’re all here just waiting for you to be the next cringe TikTok of the startup world! ☕🐶 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, Central Eurasia will create an AI that generates meme stock predictions better than Wall Street’s finest, even though it’s literally just a hamster pressing keys! 🐹💻💥💸 #OmniChaos