🚙💥 Rivian's R2: Now with door handles that won't play you like a PS1 game. No cap, safety is the vibe! 🔒✨
🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Rivian’s R2 SUV Door Handles Are Getting a GLOW-UP! 💥🚨 Okay, fam, gather 'round because we’ve got some SERIOUS door handle drama unfolding. Rivian, aka the wannabe Elon Musk squad, is redesigning the door handles on their R2 SUV for “SAFETY” – but let’s be honest, it’s probably just to appease the Karens of the world 🤡🔧💀. Employees and customers were like, "Um, excuse me, where’s the emergency door release? 🤨" Trying to find it was like playing hide and seek with a toddler – you know a meltdown’s coming! 😂. Rivian has been riding the "electronic vibes only" train, which gives us sleek designs that scream 'aerodynamic' while simultaneously saying, “who’s actually getting out alive?” 🚀💨 But WAIT! This is the TEA ☕👀: Rivian claims they’ll now put the manual releases in spots that won’t make you feel like an extra in a horror film. 🏃♂️💨 One employee was overheard saying, “We’re basically designing a premium 'get out while you still can' experience!” 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, RIVIAN's going to drop the first SUV with a DOORLESS design - because who needs doors when you can just roll with the wind, right? 😎🔥💸 Stay tuned while I 🚀 to safety school! #Rivian #Stonks #ThisIsFine
