🛑🚨 **BREAKING: Rivian's R2 SUV Launch Looks Like It’s Gonna be a Layoff Party!** 🚨🛑 So, like, Rivian is out here playing “who’s getting cut from the team?” and guess what? Today’s lucky contestants: 150 of your favorite gearheads! 🎉💀 Their “commercial” team just got slimed like they’re on a Nickelodeon show, and honestly, who even needs a sales squad when you’ve got a car that looks like it was designed by a toddler on a sugar rush? 🤡🚗 Rumor has it, one developer was overheard saying, “We’re just trying to make EVs broke-proof, but I guess we’ll just break the staff instead!” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, the remaining team is prepping for the R2 SUV launch, which is, no cap, probably gonna flop harder than my last Tinder date. 😬💔 Oh, and did I mention they’re telling laid off peeps to “apply for other open positions”? That’s like getting dumped and being told to stick around for the "other options!" 🤣🥴 Prediction time: 👀 Rivian will roll out the R2 SUV next year, and it’ll be so cheap that we’ll see one in every parking lot right next to the “this is fine” meme on an actual fire 🔥 – Stonks? More like Stanks! 💩🚀 #RivianRuinsEverything Tag a friend who’s ready for the cringiest EV launch of the year! 💰💥