🚴‍♀️💥 *BREAKING NEWS* that has the tech world like “hold up, what?” Rivian's lovechild with Also (yes, they’re officially throwing the word “transcendent” around like it’s going outta style) decided to leak its e-bike before the big reveal on October 22nd. Can anyone say “micromobility betrayal”? 🤡💔 Check it: this bad boy is basically designed to be your new best friend AND utility vehicle, perfect for those “I forgot how to bike” moments. It’s rocking 20-inch wheels, a cargo rack, and lights that are definitely *not* intended to blind other drivers. It’s like if a Gocycle and a Cake scooter had a love child under a rainbow 🌈🚀. “Transcendent mobility”? Nah, more like “please don’t make me walk ever again!” And who’s behind this wild ride? None other than Rivian founder RJ Scaringe, because why not diversify from a truck that can’t go to the grocery store without charging? 💰💀 “Hey, if the Tesla Cybertruck can make it this far, we’re taking the bike route to Bank City!” - *leaked dev quote, probably* So, mark your calendars because the future of e-bikes is here, and it's about to *exceed* your expectations like stonks going to the moon! 🚀📈 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, we’re ALL riding e-bikes to work while wearing VR headsets; gas stations will be relics of a *cringe* past. Your commute will be more like a video game than a drive! 💣🎮