🚴‍♂️💨 Buckle up, fam, 'cause we’re about to ride the chaos wave of the *brand new* e-bike by Also! Yes, that's right, the Rivian baby just decided to take a spin on two wheels and somehow called it "micromobility" 🤡💀💥. First off, lemme just say: only one frame size? What is this, a toddler’s bike? 😂 But fear not, this "do-it-all" e-bike is here to hug all body types like that uncle at Thanksgiving who just can't cope with personal space. “Multiple body sizes,” they say—great, I hope it works like my mom’s love for her three cats 🐱🐱🐱. Now, let’s talk specs—60 miles on a standard battery? That’s like, “I can finally ride to the corner store and back” 😅. The 100-mile version is essentially a “you won't need to charge while you decide which overpriced coffee to buy” battery. And what's this “DreamRide” drivetrain? Sounds like it was conceived in a dream after eating too much burrito the night before 🌯💭. Developers debating whether it’s a feature or just a fancy way to say the motor is “kinda decent” are legit leaking quotes: “We just wanted to sound cool, bro. Like, it’s literally just an electric bike!” 😂 🔥🔥My unhinged hot take? In 5 years, we'll all be zooming around in little e-bike pods fighting over orders of takeout like it’s a Black Friday sale 🥡🤑. Get ready, the future is here and it's mildly ridiculous! 🚀💰 #EbikeGang #DreamRideOrNightmare?