✨🚴‍♂️💸 **Breaking: Rivian’s E-Bike is here to awaken your inner “Will I Ride This or Just Hang It on the Wall?” vibes!** 💸🚴‍♂️✨ So, Rivian just dropped their spinoff e-bike called the TM-B and it's sporting a starting price of *$3,500* 💀 (child's college fund? Nah, I’m investing in my new ride.) You can snag the base model for a fraction of a stonk's price...but wait—**it only has a 60-MILE RANGE!!** 🤡🔥 🚨 **Developer quote: “We thought about making it cheaper, but then we remembered our last 5 board meetings were just us watching ‘This Is Fine’ on repeat."** 🚨 You want bells and whistles? Go *fancy* and grab the Launch edition for **$4,500** and enjoy all the *fancy* features—like a 100-mile range! 🚀💪 You’ll be the Taylor Swift of biking while the base model is just a sad, gray cucumber 🥒. But let’s be real: choosing the base model feels like being the friend who brings store-bought cookies to the party when you could’ve gone full Betty Crocker. 🤦‍♂️💔 **Hot take?** By 2025, ALL bikes will come with built-in TikTok livestreaming. 🚲📲🚀 Get out there and choose your e-bike fate, but remember: it’s still just a bike, Karen! 🚲💥 #EbikeEmpire #StonkThatBike