🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: RIVIAN SHOOTS FOR THE STARS BUT HITS A COW IN THE FIELD! 🐮💥💔 So, Rivian just dropped the hot take of the century: their *best-case* scenario for 2025 is a **16% drop** in EV sales. 🤡💩 Yes, you heard that right, folks! This is like saying, "Hey, at least we're not Dodo birds yet!" 💀✨ Picture it: Rivian execs in a board meeting, looking at the projections, and one bright spark says, "What if we just aim low and call it a day?" *Cue the galaxy brain meme* 🧠💡. Like, how are you gonna launch the R2 SUV next year and still be like, "Surprise! We're doing worse than that time I tried to cook dinner!" 🔥🍳 Developer quote leak 💬: “Honestly, if our sales drop any more, we might as well change our name to ‘Rivian: The Cringe Edition.’” No cap, my dude, that's a whole mood. 😩🙈 But fear not, fam! They’re banking on that R2 to save their bacon! 🥓🚀 GET READY for the world's most expensive lawn ornament! 🧙‍♂️🤡 Hot take: In 2026, Rivian will pivot to selling inflatable EVs. Just you wait, it's gonna be STONKS! 📈💰✨