🚨🛻💔 **BREAKING: RIVIAN CEO SPILLS TEA ON CARPLAY!** 💔🛻🚨 So, this dude RJ Scaringe decided to hop on the Decoder podcast and drop a bombshell: "Y’all will appreciate our lack of CarPlay, fr fr.” 🤯💥 Like, buddy, you know what they say in tech: "If you can’t convince them, confuse them!" 🤡 Listen, we get it—CarPlay is like that *one friend* who shows up to the party, takes over the aux cord, and plays sad songs about breakups. But like… *what?* 💀 I’m just trying to listen to my Bangers playlist while shredding through the whatever limited range your electric chariot offers! 🚀 Now, here comes the big brain stuff: "We’re working on our own sweet, sweet software!" 🌌🍭 You mean to tell me you want me to trust a Rivian OS over Apple’s decade-strong tech? Sounds like the *ultimate* cope and seethe move. Drakes are pointing up for stonks, but I’m pointing at you for CRINGE! 👎🔥 And here’s the leaked quote from a Rivian dev I totally didn’t just make up: “We want to innovate by making our customers *miss* CarPlay. It’s a vibe!” 🥴 🔥🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: In three years, Rivian vehicles will magically come with their own version of CarPlay but call it “Rivian Play” and charge an extra $199.99 for it. **Mark my words!** 💰🚨💥