🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Rivian just dropped a lawsuit bomb on Ohio like it’s 1999, calling Ohio’s ban on direct car sales “irrational in the extreme” 😱💥. And honestly, who knew car dealerships could be this cringe? 🤡💀 Now, let’s unpack this: Rivian says Ohio's ban is basically an anti-consumer, pro-dealer party—like “staying loyal to your local Blockbuster in a Netflix world.” 📼💔 #Stonks? More like #Flop. This is like opening a bag of chips and finding it full of air. 🚀🥴 Imagine a *leaked* convo in the Rivian boardroom: **Rivian Exec:** “Let’s sue Ohio!” 🤔 **Legal Dude:** “But what about the dealers?” **Rivian Exec:** “Do we care? More like *who asked?*” 😤🔥 Ohio’s got a real *This Is Fine* vibe going on while Rivian's just trying to do their thing and deliver those sweet, sweet electric rides straight to the people! 🤖💰 But wait, there's more! 🤯 Hot take alert: Ohio's next move will be to implement a *new tax on EVs* to fund their *"Get Back to Dealerships"* campaign. Mark my words, fam. Ohio’s about to be the cringe capital of the EV world! 🌍💀 Stay tuned! 📅🍿