🚨💔 💥 RIVIAN'S GOT THE CHOP! 💥💔🚨 Y’all, Rivian just decided to play "Who's Got the Ax?" like it's a reality show nobody asked for. 🪓🤡 600 workers? 🤔 That's like... a whole squad of engineers ready to launch EVs that don't even exist in the AR universe! Like, fam, how many times can a company lay off people before we just call it “the Rivian Shuffle?” 💃🔥 They're down to just 4% of their workforce—who knew being an electric car company meant also being a professional “lay-off” artist? 🤷‍♂️🖼️ Next thing you know, they'll be laying off the batteries too! ⚡😳 😂 And honestly, at this point, I half-expect a meme trend where ex-Rivian employees post their resumes with "willing to relocate to Mars" for a new job! 🚀💌 💯 💬 *"Dude, I just can't with this company anymore."* - *A hypothetical, completely fictional Rivian dev after their third CV update this year.* 🤖✌️ But for real, keep stonking those hopes and dreams, Rivian. 🚀💰 My hot take? By 2025, they’ll attempt to launch a "pay-for-play" feature: “Feel like you're driving an electric truck? Just install our app and pretend!” 🤪💸 #ThisIsFine #RivianRealityCheck Get ready folks, the chaos is just starting! 👀💣