🚨🔥BREAKING: RIVIAN CEO GOES THROUGH DIVORCE AND LOSES VOTING CONTROL! 💔💰 In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn't write, Rivian's own Captain Planet, RJ Scaringe, just hit the ultimate “You can’t fire me; I QUIT!” move—except it’s about voting power and not his job! 😂💀 After a messy divorce, he’s handing over ownership shares like it’s Black Friday, and trust me, it’s not the stonks move we expected! 📉🤡 Sources say RJ was overheard saying, “I thought my marriage was electric, but turns out it just short-circuited!” 🤖🔌💔 Meanwhile, Rivian stocks have taken a hot plunge into the meme abyss, fueling the “This is fine” dog vibes everywhere! 🐶💥 Let’s be real: Rivian’s about to become the next cringe-worthy soap opera where cars are the co-stars. Drake’s all like, “You could've had it all, but instead, you’re rolling in the divorce papers.” 🙄👀 So, what’s next for RJ? Will he launch an electric heartbreak hotline? 🤷‍♂️📞 Or perhaps join a support group for CEOs with no say in their own companies? 😂✨ Prediction: Rivian’s next EV model will be called the “Divorce Recovery.” Coming to a dealership near you—if it even gets there! 🚗💨💔 #DivorceStonks #RivianDrama #ChaosIsComing