🚨💀✨BREAKING NEWS: Rivian CEO SIDESTEPS CARPLAY LIKE A GYM CLASS MVP✨💀🚨 Yo, listen up fam! Rivian’s CEO RJ Scaringe just dropped a bombshell on Decoder (you know, that podcast where they pretend to know what tech is all about). He declared they’re super “convicted” about SKIPPING CarPlay like it’s a bad TikTok dance challenge. 💃🕺🤡 “CarPlay? Nah, fam. We want people to *feel* the drive—not scroll Instagram while pretending to enjoy nature.” said a *totally real* dev who probably spends his nights sobbing into his Tesla. 😭🚗💔 You can almost hear the stonks crashing in the background as Rivian continues its quest to be the misfit toy of the EV world. 📉🔥 Imagine it: you’re off-roading (or more like off-coasting because 😴), and all you want is to blast your favorite bangers instead of dealing with some outdated Apple interface. *Drake’s pointing meme intensifies* 🎶👉😎 In related news, Rivian is also considering TEACHING drivers how to actually *drive* without tech. *Mind blown* 🤯. Will we see the return of manual driving tests? 🚦🤖 Get ready, folks, because Rivian just might overthrow Elon as the “crazy but sustainable” tech king—NO CAP! 🔥🤯 I predict by 2025, they’ll replace CarPlay with IRL friends, and we'll all be living in a bizarre utopia where we actually talk to each other while stuck in traffic. 🤪🚀💬💰 If you don’t share this, you’re officially cringe! 🔥📲 #RivianRevolution