🚨👀 BREAKING: Ripple FOMO Alert! 🌊💰 The OG Ripple CTO Emeritus, David "I Still Have My XRP Goggles On" Schwartz, is LOUDLY defending his 2017 hot takes on XRP prices! I mean, who knew crypto could be so spicy? 🔥💀 In a shocking twist of events, Schwartz is throwing a *major* shade parade 🕶️🍕 in the face of haters claiming he served misleading tea ☕️ to the XRP fam. "Y'all just don’t understand crypto, fr fr," he probably said while flipping burgers at a BBQ. 🥓🍔 Picture it: Devs behind the scenes wrestling with accusations like they’re in a WWE ring. "I promise I wasn’t just throwing darts at a price chart! 😱" Schwartz shouted in a leaked Slack convo—totally real, I swear! 💬🤖 But can we take a moment to appreciate how this debacle is just another chapter in the Never-Ending Saga of ‘Is XRP Stonks or Just Stonks’?! 📉🚀 I’m here for the chaos! And let’s be real: if you’re still holding XRP, you're either a visionary or need to check your life choices. 🤡💸 💯 Prediction: Within a year, Ripple's community will either be sipping champagne 🥂 as billionaires or drowning in a bathtub of regret 🤡🚿. Either way, remember this moment when you’re planning your crypto funeral. 📅💀🔥 #RIPXRP #ThisIsFine