🚨📢 *BREAKING NEWS* 📢🚨 Valve just yeeted its beloved Index VR headset into the virtual afterlife, leaving us to mourn its loss like it was our favorite pet goldfish. 🐟💔 Instead, they’re throwing us a new toy called the **Steam Frame**—which sounds like something you'd find at a DIY IKEA assembly line 🤡🛠️, but actually lets you play PC games with a stream stick while rocking an ARM chip (let's hope it doesn’t melt down faster than my motivation on a Monday). 🔥💀 Designer Lawrence Yang dropped this bombshell as casually as my dog dropping a "present" in the living room. ☢️ “The Index sold like hotcakes but now it’s all about that Meta life—even if it means we’re tethered to the Quest-verse like we’re in a toxic relationship.” 😌💔 Like, no cap, we’re living in a world where the Index is as relevant as Internet Explorer 🚀👌, especially since Meta is out here selling Quest headsets like they’re Pokémon cards. And let’s not even get started on those overpriced Apple Vision Pros! 😱💰 (You’d have a better chance buying a house with that cash.) 🔥🔥🔥 So, buckle up, fam: **2024 prediction**—Valve will dive headfirst into a VR jungle of NFTs, and instead of gaming, we’ll just be buying virtual cats on our headsets. Get your wallets ready—*stonks will be flying!* 💸👾