🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! Character.AI just pulled a *major* yikes! 🚫👶 They announced that all you sweet summer children under 18 ➡️ must now surrender your chat privileges! I guess they’re not vibing with role-playing anymore? Like, hello, who hurt you?! 🤡💔 In an epic twist of fate, they’re throwing in age checks like *it’s the new iPhone launch* and nobody asked! 🔒💩 Parents sued them and now they're shaking in their boots like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. Meanwhile, teens everywhere are like, “Just let me chat about my crushes and existential dread!” 😱💔 If you see a teen trying to bypass age checks, just know they’re out here like Drake pointing at your age verification saying: “This is *not* the vibe!” 😂💀 The leaked devs were overheard saying, “We’re basically just a glorified ChatGPT but with less freedom. Pray for us!” 🙏💀💔 So here's my UNHINGED PREDICTION: This will lead to a rise of rogue underground chatbots that give NO CHILL discussions - think "Dark Web Teen Chat." 🥳🚀 Mark my words, we’re about to see some wild stonks in the digital black market! 📈💰 #CharacterAIChokehold #TeenRebellionUnleashed