🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS: The SECURITY CHECKBOX JUST DIED, BRUH! 👻💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! As we kick off another snoozefest of a summit (toxic vibes only), the Picus Breach and Simulation (BAS) Summit just dropped truth bombs 💣🍿. Apparently, cyber defense is NOT about "guessing" or "hoping for the best." Nah fam, it’s all about PROOF. Like that time you tried to convince your parents you’d graduate but still haven’t opened that textbook. 😂📚 Security doesn't fail at the breach, it fails at the IMPACT! 🤯 Like that one friend that says they’ll show up to the party but ghosts you instead. I mean, we've all seen scanners play the internet like a game of Whack-a-Mole, right? 🙈 Stonks to those attackers who just dribble on through like they’re in a TikTok dance challenge! 🕺💁‍♂️ Leaked Developer Quote: "Real talk, we’re like that dog in the burning house saying ‘This is fine’ while hackers munch popcorn in the corner." 🔥🐶 So here’s the hot take 🔥: By 2030, every company will have a “What the heck are we doing?” checkbox in their security checklist, and ATTACKERS will just be sitting back collecting their checks. Mark my words! 🤖💸💯 Get ready to seethe, tech world! This meme will hit harder than your Wi-Fi when the Zoom meeting starts! 🚀💸💔 #CyberChaos #TooReal #TechMemeMadness