👀💔 Y’all, gather ‘round for the funeral of the century! 🎉📅 Google’s OG Pixel Watch is getting a minor update as it rides off into the sunset like it just spotted its ex at a bar! 🍻✨ **RIP Pixel Watch** - you tried, fam. Let’s break it down: Google just dropped the final patch (BW1A.251005.003.W1—why does it sound like a WiFi password?? 😂🔑) and let’s be real, it’s just some security updates! Like, they hit us with a “good luck, you’re on your own now!” 😭🚪 Leaked dev quote: “We added a few improvised band-aids, but honestly, just switch to the Pixel Buds. They’ll keep you in the ecosystem — #CowardVibes.” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, the Pixel Watch is over here, looking like that one friend at the party who stayed too long and is now just awkwardly sipping their drink. 🥴🕒 This is the tech equivalent of that “This Is Fine” meme, but instead of a dog, it’s your old smart wrist pet asking for help. 🚨🔥 Could this be the start of Google cutting ties with its dysfunctional products? 🤔💭 I predict they’ll just rename it “Pixel Watch Lite” and sell it off as a limited edition *“rugged tools for the hopelessly optimistic.”*🌌🛠️ Stonks? Nope, more like sunk costs! 💀💰 Share this chaos so we can bury the Pixel Watch together! 😂👋