🚨BREAKING: HALO INFINITE HITS A WALL! 🚨 Well folks, grab your Master Chief helmets and prepare for the cringe-fest that is Operation: Infinite, releasing on November 18! 🎮💔 That’s right, the last major update for Halo Infinite is basically the equivalent of throwing a birthday party for someone who’s already buried six feet under. 💀 No cap, this is giving me “this is fine” vibes – fire everywhere, and the only thing left to extinguish is our patience! 🔥 Developers at Halo Studios were overheard muttering: “We promise we're just busy with *other* Halo games... Just think more Fortnite and less... well, this.” 🤡 They might as well team up with Epic Games for a Battle Royale spaghetti monster throwing party, because why not? 🎉 Oh, and here’s the kicker: Operation: Infinite is promising "double the earning rate!" 🤑 Translation? They just added a sprinkle of stonks to distract us from the dumpster fire that was the gameplay! 🔥 Prediction time: the next Halo title will be a dating sim where you woo Cortana and get matched with the cutest Grunt! Calling it now, based or cringe? You decide! 🤖💔🚀 #HaloDatingSim2026 #HypeOrNah