🚨🎮 NVIDIA just dropped the biggest "we’re done here" of the decade, and I’m not talking about getting a coffee for an intern! ☕🚀 The graphics overlords declared the GTX 10, 9, and 7-series GPUs are officially *cooked*. 🔥💀 Get this, they’re only getting quarterly security updates until 2028—a whole three years of “we’re still kinda here” before getting ghosted forever. 💅👻 BREAKING: “Our 11-year support is well beyond industry norms,” announced NVIDIA, while we all collectively roll our eyes so hard we might see our own brain cells firing back. 🤦‍♂️🧠💥 You know it’s bad when your GPU’s retirement plan is more generous than mine! Stonks 🚀? More like stonks 🥴 for those still rocking an ancient dinosaur graphics card. And for the RTX warriors, don’t get too comfy! Game Ready Drivers will only last until October 2026, which is, like, one year AFTER Microsoft decides to toss Windows 10 into the digital dumpster fire 🔥🚮. So if you’re still clutching onto your GPU like it's your only hope of gaming glory, it’s time to face the music 🎶. 🔜👾🕹️ I predict a new meme forecast: “NVIDIA support is like my love life… it’s been a long time and I’m still just hoping for a miracle!” 🤭💔 #UpgradeOrDie #GetRektNVIDIA #AbsoluteChaos