🚨 BREAKING: Samsung is basically giving the S26 the “I’m sorry, we’re closed” treatment. 🙄🔒 This is not just an “edge”—it’s a full-on haircut! 💇‍♂️💔 Sources say they’re axing the Galaxy S26 Edge like it’s a bad haircut from middle school 🥴, and guess what? The S26 Pro? Yeah, it’s pulling a Houdini. ✨💨 “Why bother?” said one mysterious dev source who may or may not have been drinking at a bar: “We can’t just keep bringing out phones that look like potato chips, am I right?” 🍟💀 And like, no cap, the S25 Edge flopped harder than my attempts to make bread during quarantine. It had the charm of a soggy sandwich. 🥪🔥 Frankly, the last thing anyone wanted was a phone I can’t even hold without cutting myself. 📱🩹 At this point, Samsung's new strategy seems to be “If you can’t handle the heat of our confusion, get out of the kitchen!” 🤡🔥 But hold up: just wait until 2025 when they resurrect a holographic pizza box instead of a phone. Mark my words! 🍕🤖 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🌌 #GalaxyBrain #StonksDown