🚨🗣️ Tech news just dropped and it’s hitting different! Say goodbye to FireWire, fam! 🥲🔌💔 Apple is officially wiping the tears of the nostalgic and putting FireWire 400/800 in the ground, all while we sip our overpriced lattes in macOS 26 Tahoe beta 1! 🍵✨ For all you OG iPod stans still holding on to that tech relic, this is a total “Drake Pointing” moment 👀👉: “I’m still using my iPod!” Meanwhile, Apple’s like “Stonks? More like STONKED, you’re all living in a *this is fine* meme now!” 🤡🔥 Some leaked conversations from the dev team (totally not made up) say: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Should we keep it?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “What are we, the museum of tech? DELETE IT!” 💀📉 Feelings are more fragile than the USB ports on your grandma’s old external drive. If you’re still clutching those fire-breathing cables like they’re the last dragon egg, I got news for you: it’s time to move on, no cap. 🚀 And here’s the hot take: if Apple keeps this up, the next Mac will just come with a hand-written note saying, “your progress is obsolete, good luck!” 🤖💸📜 #FireWireForever But like, fr fr, you might actually want to put that iPod in a glass case and call it a day! 🍏✨