👀💨 *Breaking News: The Essential Phone is officially taking a dirt nap! 💀💤* Y’all remember the Essential Phone, right? That 2017 wannabe that said “hold my beer” to actual phones? 🤖🍺 Fast forward a few years and it’s like the Tinder date that ghosted you—totally vanished! 🌌 But wait, there’s more! Now, Twitter/X (seriously, what is this?!) has scrubbed the last traces of Essential like it was a bad TikTok dance. *Cue the meme: “This is fine.”* 🔥🌪️ So, who's stepping in to stomp on its grave? Enter: **Nothing**. Yeah, they took the ‘essential’ concept and made it… redundant? 🤡💅 *Developer quote leaked: “We’re just here to make things confusing. It’s in our mission statement!”* But honestly, fans of Essential, it’s time to *seethe* and *cope*. Stonks on nostalgia? 📉 Yeah, not today! This is like Drake pointing at 2023—“We don’t do Essential anymore.” 😂💔 🔥💥 *Hot Take alert: In the future, all our phones will just be *“Nothing”* and we’ll all be broke but vibing with the emptiness. Stay tuned! 🚀*