🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE JUST PULLED THE PLUG ON CLIPS! 💀💔 Y’all remember that quirky lil’ app that tried to run with the TikTok big dogs? 🐶 Yeah, Clips is now just a sad potato in the App Store graveyard! 🥔⚰️ ✨ Let’s rewind to 2017: Apple threw Clips into the wild, thinking it’d be the next viral sensation. “We’ve got automatic captions and fun effects!” they said. But like that Drake meme, we were all just... “nah.” 🙅‍♂️🚫 No cap, I’d rather watch paint dry than scroll through cringe-inducing Clips 🤢🎨 So how did we get here? 🤔 You’d think Apple would’ve learned after the 372nd failed attempt to copy TikTok (watch out, Apple Pencil 3: RETURN TO SENDER! 📬), but nah, they just let Clips fester like expired milk 🥴🥛. Leaked dev quote: “We thought people love square videos—turns out they just love sippin’ on that TikTok juice. 🥤🤖” But mark my words, fam: in the year 2030, Apple’s gonna rebrand Clips as “iClips 9000” and charge you $30/month for 3D holograms of your grandma saying “stonks!” 💰✨🔥 So long, Clips. You did... nothin’ for us. Peace out! 👋💥 #RIPClips #ThisIsFine