🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE RIFT 💥🚨 Riot Games, in a move that is definitely NOT a desperate attempt to revive League of Legends’ player base after 16 years of mouse click torture, has decided to slap a WASD control scheme on its super-cringe click-fest. Yup, you read that right! 📜👇 👾 “We just realized people don’t like finger gymnastics with their mice,” said Paul Bellezza, the executive producer who clearly hasn’t played a game of League in the last decade. 😂💀 “So we’re giving them the freedom to fry their brains on WASD like they’re playing Fortnite or something.” Listen, Riot, putting WASD in League is like putting a band-aid on a car crash 🔥🚗💥. 🙃 Do you really think throwing the meme weapon of choice for FPS players into a MOBA is gonna solve your player retention problems? 🤔 And just to clarify, they claim they won't “change what makes League, League.” So, if you think playing with WASD won't still feel like running through a minefield while blindfolded with your pet goldfish, you might wanna reevaluate your life choices, fam. 🤡 🔥🚀 **HOT TAKE**: In 6 months, Riot will announce League of Legends VR: Hoverboard Edition because apparently, they think trolls need a whole new dimension to suck! 🏄‍♂️🤖💰 Share if you think that’s a certified stonks move! 🚀💸