🚨🔔 BEHOLD! The alert apocalypse is over! Ring is out here like “WE GET IT, your kid has a new hobby” 😂🚸 with their new Single Event Alert feature! 🛎️✨ Instead of blasting you with notifications every time a leaf rustles like it’s the next Jurassic Park, this AI wizardry just hits you with one alert and calls it a day. 🎩💥 Remember the good ol’ days when a passing fridge truck gave you PTSD from constant pings? 🥴💀 Time to break free from that notification torture! Ring is flexing its generative AI like a kid who just discovered protein shakes — except, you know, less “let’s-go-to-the-gym” and more “let’s-not-wake-up-Mom-at-3AM” vibes. A “leaked” quote from a Ring developer says, “We realized people just wanted one alert for their kids playing, not a horror movie trailer every hour” 🤖💔 — taking that zero to 100 in the “This is Fine” meme! 🔥💰 But let’s keep it real, fam. Are we ready for AI to take over our family lives too? Next, they’ll be making dinner while we scroll TikTok!! 😱🍕 So clear those notifications, because in 2024, Ring will be announcing a new feature: “Kids Are Playing Alert" — only if they’ve stopped being annoying. NO CAP. 🛑 Get ready; the future is here, and it’s mildly less annoying! 👽🚀