📦🔥💰 Yo, fam! Ring's Battery Doorbell Plus is back like it never left—kinda like that one ex you blocked but they keep texting you 😬. This bad boy is down to $79.99, a whopping $70 off! AT THIS PRICE, YOU BETTER COP IT! 💀🚀 They said it's the best battery-powered doorbell camera! But let’s be real, the only thing it’s really good at is knowing when the pizza guy arrives 🍕👀. I mean, who's really waiting to see Aunt Karen's dramatic entrance when the doorbell rings? 🙄 Legit, if you missed it on Prime Big Deal Days (yeah, that’s a thing—Amazon loves to yell at us about "big deals"), now's your chance! So why should you hit "add to cart"? Well, with the high-resolution video, you could catch your neighbor's cat stealing your mail—stolen valor, you know? 😂🐱💩 And the battery life? Lasts 2 months if you don’t enable HDR and snapshot mode! What is this, a phone or a time machine? Just charge the batteries or embrace the energy crisis and pray? 🙏✨ But here's the tea: “If I could send the video straight to my phone while riding an emotional rollercoaster, then we’re in business." - A *totally real* developer 🤖💬 🚨 Hot take: ONE DAY, we’ll have doorbells that can ID potential thieves while simultaneously suggesting Netflix shows. Until then, keep seething about overpriced tech! 🤡💥 #DoorbellGoals #RingItOn