🚨BREAKING NEWS: Ring is back at it again, folks! 🤡💀 Apparently, they're dropping a new "Familiar Faces" tool that’s more like “Familiar Felonies” when privacy experts are involved 😂💔. The Electronic Frontier Foundation (aka the Privacy Avengers 🦸‍♂️) just threw shade at Ring, saying this wizardry is dancing all over state privacy laws like it's the last day of school. 🕺💔 No cap, Ring’s track record is looking more like a dumpster fire than a fun gadget. 🔥💰 Imagine this: "Yo, fam, we’re just trying to protect your home while invading your privacy," says a leaked conversation with a *totally real* Ring dev: "When they asked us about privacy, we just laughed and turned on the face-scam feature instead." 😂🙌 But let’s be real, at this point they’re just begging for a seething backlash. I mean, who’s gonna trust a camera that can literally ghost your face to advertisers? Imagine the algorithm doing the Drake Point meme: “Detect faces? Nah, we recognize dollar signs only.” 💸👀 So here’s the hot take: Ring will likely morph into a meme-rich dystopian horror show, and soon we’ll be seeing “Ring Horror Stories” podcast by 2024. You heard it here first! 🤖🔮🔪 #PrivacySnack #FamiliarFaces #ThisIsFine