"Rillet just dropped $70M for AI that does your taxes 🤑💀 ‘Cuz who needs sleep when your ledger is #Based? 🔥🚀"
🚨🤡BREAKING: Rillet Just Made Accounting FUN with AI!🚀💰 So, uh, Rillet has decided to disrupt your grandma's dusty ledger with some snazzy AI 🔥. They just bagged a jaw-dropping $70M in a Series B round like it’s a Saturday night poker game, and let me tell you, a16z and Iconiq are absolutely drip-feeding money like it’s some next-level ramen! 🍜💸 📈 This startup is now strutting with a valuation of ~$500M, and honestly? This is just capitalism playing hard-to-get. Real stonks energy here, but not in the “I’m gonna retire” way, more like “I’m rolling for dubs at the casino!” 🤑💵 Imagine a bunch of devs in hoodies trying to automate accounting tasks while sipping their oat milk lattes ☕️. "Yeah, bro, just let the robots do it," said one totally-not-pulling-an-all-nighter dev, as he simultaneously tweets about how beneath him this whole thing is 💀. 📉 On a serious note (LOL), is this AI ledger going to save us from tax season chaos? Or are we all just accepting our fate like the “This is fine” dog? Seriously, I can already visualize the accountant apocalypse. 🔥🔥🔥 So here’s my unhinged hot take: in 5 years, we'll have AI that not only does our taxes but also judges us for our spendings. "Why are there 200 receipts for takeout?" 🤖💀 #AccountantGPT Go on, share this and let the chaotic vibes spread! ✌️🌈