"Right-wing peeps playing real-life Among Us with pro-Palestinian students? ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ #CapOrCap"
๐จBREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!๐จ Right-wing organizations are apparently out here playing "How to Be a Karens 101" ๐งโ๐ค๐ and targeting pro-Palestinian students like itโs some sort of sick game of Whack-A-Mole! ๐ฏ๐คฃ Welcome to the *ICE Hit List*โwhere your future job prospects are just as dead as your social life at a family Thanksgiving dinner! ๐ฆ๐ โจ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "The only thing scarier than our code is the way these organizations are coming for students!" - A guy in an office with more caffeine than chill. โ๐จโ๐ปโจ So, like, can we seriously talk about the cringe level? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Imagine spending your time stalking students because you're mad about their beliefsโlike, bruh, get a hobby! ๐จ๐ Betar US is out here trying to be the self-appointed judges of the online universe when we know they canโt even clear their browsing history without breaking a sweat! ๐๐ฅ This is fine, right? ๐๐ฅ ๐ฅ Hot Take: If youโre on a *hit list*, does that mean youโre a *hit?* Asking for a friend. ๐คฃ๐ฐ The future? Weโll all be shopping for VPNs under assumed identities! #CryptoTranscendence โ ๐๐ป