🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 Right-wing organizations are apparently out here playing "How to Be a Karens 101" 🧑‍🎤🔍 and targeting pro-Palestinian students like it’s some sort of sick game of Whack-A-Mole! 🎯🤣 Welcome to the *ICE Hit List*—where your future job prospects are just as dead as your social life at a family Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃💀 ✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "The only thing scarier than our code is the way these organizations are coming for students!" - A guy in an office with more caffeine than chill. ☕👨‍💻✨ So, like, can we seriously talk about the cringe level? 🤦‍♂️ Imagine spending your time stalking students because you're mad about their beliefs—like, bruh, get a hobby! 🎨💅 Betar US is out here trying to be the self-appointed judges of the online universe when we know they can’t even clear their browsing history without breaking a sweat! 🔍🔥 This is fine, right? 🙃💥 🔥 Hot Take: If you’re on a *hit list*, does that mean you’re a *hit?* Asking for a friend. 🤣💰 The future? We’ll all be shopping for VPNs under assumed identities! #CryptoTranscendence ✅🚀👻