🚨✨ Hold the phone! Rick Perry's back from the political netherworld with a REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT TRUST!? Pewpew! 💰💥 Fermi is about to launch an IPO and it’s hotter than a fresh TikTok dance challenge! #Stonks🚀 So, Uncle Rick wants to raise a casual $550 MILLION (no cap! 💵) for his data center empire, aiming for a whopping $13.16B valuation. That’s like trying to buy a mansion in Monopoly with free parking money! 🏢💸 Here’s the juicy part: Fermi's dropping 25 million shares priced between $18 and $22 each. Drake's like, "oops, that’s cringe.” But hey, this is what happens when you mix politics with tech. Like, does Uncle Rick even know what a data center is, or is he just out here flexing his *I love spreadsheets* skills? 🤡➡️🤖 Leaked developer quote from the imaginary Fermi team: “We basically have more servers than actual people who care. It's fine, we swear!” 🔥🤷‍♂️ So get ready to either ride the wave to the moon or get ready to seethe in the comments when this flops harder than a TikTok trend! 😱💀 Prediction: In 5 years, Fermi will either be the next tech titan or a meme-worthy flop—based on real estate and data centers going totally *out of style*! 💔 #YIKES