🚨🔪🔍 Yo, gather ‘round, fellow detectives! It’s your boy with the spicy tea on Rian Johnson and his *Knives Out* trilogy that’s basically the Lego of movie-making—no master plan, just vibes! 💁‍♂️💅 So, picture this: 3 films deep and Rian’s like, “Ayo, I just felt like #living my BEST life! 💅🎉” First, we had a cozy murder party at Grandma's 🏡☕️, then a wild yacht trip with a tech bro who gives *total Elon Musk* vibes (you know he does)🛥️💸, and now? NOW he’s taking us to a church for some drama that’s about as holy as a TikTok prank gone wrong. 🙏💀 Mr. Johnson himself dropped this gem: “I follow my instinct, bro.” 😳 Like, fam, can you imagine if life was like that? “Nah, I'm not paying rent this month; I’m gonna *feel it out*.” 🤔💸 *This is fine* meme intensifies! Meanwhile, all the self-proclaimed “cinema purists” are furiously seething in the comments section, clutching their pearls like, "Wah! No overall vision!" 😤💔 PROF prediction: Rian’s gonna announce a *Knives Out* cinematic universe where we explore kitchen appliances as unsung heroes. 🥪🔪🔥 JUST IMAGINE! GET READY, stonks are going UP! 🚀💥💰