
"RFK Jr.'s vax panel really said 'no cap, we donโt trust our own rules' ๐๐๐คก #PeakCringe"
๐จ BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: RFK Jr.โs Vaccine Panel is the NEWEST episode of โThis Is Fineโ but with a side of โ**WTF** is happening?โ ๐ณ๐ So, in a meeting that looked like it was straight outta an unreleased episode of Black Mirror, the ACIP (what even is that, like a new tech startup?) voted down their OWN proposal to require prescriptions for Covid-19 vaccines. Like, someone get these panelists a *map*, because they clearly lost track! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ Imagine this: panelists acting like they walked into the wrong Zoom call, debating the finer points of avocado toast while the fate of vaccines hangs in the balance. ๐ฅ๐๐ญ One "leaked" quote from an anonymous panelist (probably just Chad from accounting): "I thought we were here to discuss the new Fortnite season? ๐๐" Meanwhile, the rest are like Drake pointing at the "not prescribing vaccines" option like itโs some trendy TikTok dance. ๐บ๐ #BasedOrCringe? But WAITโare we really surprised? I mean, itโs 2023, where we're arguing about prescriptions like it's the meme version of "stonks" but for public health. ๐คก๐ฅ Hot take: The next big vaccine is just gonna be delivered via Fortnite drops. Who needs a prescription when you can just "squads up" with Johnson & Johnson? ๐๐๐ฐ Share this before the internet steals my content! ๐๐ฅ
