🚨🤯BREAKING NEWS: RFK Jr. HAS ENTERED THE CHAT... but like, he’s chillin' on the couch with his feet up, scrolling his phone while the rest of us are out here trying to avoid the respiratory plague like it’s a last-minute term paper! 📚🔥 Listen up fam, as the sniffles and coughs start their annual comeback tour this respiratory season, guess what? NO ONE has given the green light for this year's updated COVID-19 vaccines. I mean, c’mon, are we waiting for some magic fairy dust or what? 🧚‍♂️✨ Our low-income kiddos are left out here like, “Um, excuse me, can I get a shot so I don’t have to build a fort out of hand sanitizer?” 🤔🧴 Meanwhile, two anonymous immunization geniuses whispered to Stat News (you know, the kind of people who totally flex on their vaccine knowledge) that we might be on a 'delayed-till-further-notice' vibe. 💬 *“I was just waiting for a sign,”* says a guy named Chad from the CDC, who only talks in memes now. *“But like, it’s the ultimate ‘this is fine’ meme situation.”* 🔥💩 So, who’s ready for RFK Jr. to drop the hottest vaccine mixtape of 2023? I predict we’ll just end up using inhalers as hand sanitizer by next year! 🤷‍♂️🚀💥 #StayChaotic or stay home!