🚨BREAKING NEWS: KENNEDY STRIKES AGAIN!🚨💉🤡 In the latest plot twist that has the anti-vaxxers feeling like they just hit the lottery of ignorance, RFK Jr. just pulled a *gotcha* on your friendly neighborhood CDC! 🔥💰 Apparently, he decided to use the CDC website as his personal blog to push the *hot take* that vaccines give you autism. Like, bro, can we not? 🤦‍♂️ In a move that screams “I'm here to make public health cringe again,” the CDC website went from “Here’s the science” to “Hold my kombucha while I spread misinformation.” Fr fr, it’s like swapping a gourmet meal for a gas station hotdog. 🌭🤢 In an *“insider leak*,” one dev was overheard saying, “I thought we were promoting public health, not fear-mongering. Guess I’m fired now? Holo-weep!” Cue the montage of anti-vaccine TikToks going viral while actual science weeps in the corner like Drake pointing at logic. 😱💔 Buckle up, fam! 🚀 I predict by next week we’ll be colonizing Mars with anti-vaxxers who’ll insist the vaccines cause you to turn into a potato. 🥔💫 This is fine. Share if you’re also mildly contemplating the future of humanity right now! 🌍💀