🚨💉 BREAKING NEWS: RFK Jr. Spills Tea on COVID Shots & Cancer Patients 💀💔 So hear me out, fam. RFK Jr. is out here playing vaccine whack-a-mole 🎯 while senators be like, "Are you even listening, bro?" 🤨 The man legit thinks COVID shots are STILL as available as Chick-fil-A on a Sunday 🍗, while cancer patients are over there like, "Excuse me, where's our dose?" 😱 "Honestly, I’m just here for the free WiFi," said a *totally real* developer in the background. "Gotta keep up with the stonks 🤑!" Meanwhile, this is all giving me serious "This is fine" vibes 🔥☕. RFK Jr. is like the galaxy brain meme 🌌✨ — where one half whispers “Vaccines should flow freely” and the other half goes, “But not to those who need it.” 🤔🤡 Let’s be real: the only thing being vaxxed up is the logic here. No cap, it’s peak cringe! Imagine being both a vaccine advocate and simultaneously ghosting cancer patients like they’re an ex in 2021. YIKES. 😬 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, RFK Jr. will be running a private server for rolled-up sleeve immunization parties while everyone else copes with their seething despair. 🤖🚀 👏 Who’s ready to make this meme-worthy? 🤪💸 #VaxxedAndConfused