🚨🌪️ **BREAKING: RFK Jr. Ready to Launch Health Ka-Boom?** 💥💀 Yo fam, grab your snackies 🍕 and buckle up because Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is out here like MIA in a TikTok dance challenge—just canceling meetings left and right! 🕺💨 Yeah, you heard me—he just ghosted the United States Preventive Services Task Force (aka the Superheroes of Preventive Medicine) like it’s a bad Tinder date! 🙄🔥 Health groups are sweating bullets like they just got caught in one of those "This Is Fine" memes as they brace for the looming doom of evidence-based medicine being sacrificed on the altar of conspiracy theories. 🤡🤯 Can we get a “whomp whomp” for science?! Leaked developer quote: “We were vibing with the science, but now it feels like we’re in a dystopian RPG where RFK is the final boss 😱...” - A confused scientist in a lab coat Drake is pointing 👆 to all the doctors saying, “You good?” while RFK jumps on the “no vaccine, no problem” train 🚂💨 like he’s conducting a health disaster symphony! 🎶💸 So, here’s the tea 🐸☕, if preventive health gets wrecked, expect a surge in TikTok “wellness gurus” selling snake oil like it’s the next big stonks 🚀📈. 🔥🔥🔥 **Hot take: 2024 is the year we all start taking health advice from dog influencers.** No cap. 🥴