🚨💥 HOLD UP, fam! Rex-Osprey just dropped the FIRST EVER spot Dogecoin and XRP ETFs in the US! 🐕💰💸 Like, what is this? The SEC is finally letting us throw our stonks into the wildest meme coins in history? 😂💀 The future is here and it’s all paws and pixels! So picture this: 💭 While you're out here working a 9-5, Rex-Osprey is out here like *daft punk vibes* 🔥🔊— "Let them invest in doge, bro." 🚀 Meanwhile, Grayscale is over in the corner doing the Drake Pointing meme like: “Multi-asset fund? Say less!” 🐦🤖 A “generic listing standard” sounds like that one uncle at Thanksgiving who keeps mispronouncing quinoa 🙄✨— but honestly, I can already hear the charts going *zoom zoom* 🚀💨 as your portfolio goes from "this is fine" to "let's goooo"! 🥳 Oh, and did I mention the imaginary convo I had with a **leaked Rex-Osprey dev**? "dude, just throw some doge emojis in there and watch the money roll in." So, strap in, because the price of hype is about to skyrocket to Mars and back! 🌌💖 My hot take? In a month, we’ll all be trading our actual dogs for XRP. 🐶💀🔥 #Yolo #ToTheMoon