🚨BREAKING: Revolut's wild plan to swipe right on a US bank! Swipe up or swipe out? 💀💰 So listen, fam: Revolut is lurking like a level 99 goblin, ready to snatch up a lil' American bank so they can flex over here with some spicy lending capabilities 🔥. Why chill and apply for a permit when you can just, you know, buy the whole bodega? 🤡💳 According to my totally legit sources who definitely don't work in a basement with a "This is fine" meme on the wall, this could be their fast pass to the lending game in the States. Like, bro, just imagine Revolut taking over Bank of America with their wild banking app that makes your grandma's savings account look like it's from the Stone Age. 🙈💀 🔥 Developer Quote: "We figured why wait for a slow OK when we can just YOLO it and buy a whole bank. Stonks! 🚀" No cap, if this happens, we might witness the first tech bro bank heist where they rob us of our sanity instead of our money! 😂📉 Hot take: If they actually pull this off, I’m convinced Revolut will become the new Illuminati of fintech. Brace yourselves! 🔮✨ #BankHeist2023 #MemeChaos