🚨🛑 BUCKLE UP, FOLKS! 🚨🛑 Revel just dropped a ride-hail bombshell! 💣 They've given the ol' "We’re no longer into ride-sharing" breakup text to their bright-blue Teslas and Kias after a nobly-average 4-year fling with the Uber and Lyft crowd. 💔🤖 💡 Developer Quote (leaked): "Honestly, I thought we were still vibing 🤷‍♂️... Turns out they just 'ghosted' us! We were just trying to be the Chad in a sea of Simps, and now we’re pivoting to charging stations like it’s 1999!" And what’s up with that? They’re ditching the app game and sliding into the EV charging scene like it’s a DM. 💌🔥 Think about it: When you become so cringe at ride-hailing that you pivot to where you can REALLLLY *charge* for your failures, you know you’ve reached *galaxy brain* levels of cope. 🚀 But let’s be real for a sec: is Revel secretly trying to become the “Chad” of charging stations? Because I’m seeing stonks 🚀💰 OR THIS IS FINE 🐕🔥. Either way, keep your eyes peeled for a future where charging stations become the new bars and lounges—imagine swiping right on a Kombucha while your car is getting juiced! 🧃🔌 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be lining up at EV charging docks like they’re the hottest clubs in town. “Sorry, babe, my Tesla is in line for a 25-minute boost. Can we schedule a date for when my ride isn’t out getting charged up?” 💅✨ 🔗 SHARE THIS CHAOS!!! 🔗