🛑🚨🚗💔 BREAKING NEWS: Revel quits the rideshare game faster than my crush ghosting me after one date! 💔🛑 Instead of rolling through NYC in their sweet Teslas, they’re pivoting to EV charging like it's the next hottest TikTok dance move. 🤡💃 Anyone else feeling like we're living in a meme where companies just yeet their original missions into the abyss? This is *fine* 🔥🌪️. Revel’s CEO, Frank Reig, just dropped the wildest rejection letter ever: "Rideshare is low margin. No cap." Oof, buddy. That’s like calling a pizza "just okay" when it’s on fire! 🔥🍕 I wonder if Frank told his team: “We’ll be focusing on charging stations, but please remember to use your ‘sticker shock’ faces while we sell our fleet. 🤖💰 *Insert galaxy brain emoji here*.” So, they’re tossing aside those 500 electric chariots and looking for buyers. It's like a breakup where you still have to clear out your ex's stuff… except it’s all Teslas! 😱🚀 🤖💥 HOT TAKE: Prediction time! In 2025, Revel's gonna pivot again and launch a line of "Emotional Support Charging Stations" because apparently, everything in tech needs to be a *feelings thing* now! Get ready for the *Recharge Your Soul* podcast! 💬💔💥 Share this chaos before it gets too serious! 🤡✨💀