🚨🚖 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚖🚨 Revel just pulled the ultimate “take my ball and go home” move in NYC, and BOY do we have THOUGHTS! 😱💀 After 4 years of giving Uber and Lyft a run for their money only to end up like that kid who loses the game and cries in the corner — they’re *pivoting* to EV charging like it’s a life raft in the ocean of CRINGE! 💦💰 This entire saga is straight outta a Netflix dramedy: “Revel: The Ride-Sharing That Couldn’t” 😔📉. According to *leaked* developer quotes (totally not made up 😂): “We just realized throwing money at ridesharing was like putting a Band-Aid on a sinking Titanic. So now we’re just charging EVs, I guess?” – Bob, who just wants to go back to playing video games. 🎮🤖 Meanwhile, Uber's sitting there like Drake pointing, “I mean, who wouldn’t partner with a sinking ship? Stonks, baby! 🚀🔥” But listen up, folks—here’s the kicker: what if Revel is just setting up an EV-charging empire WHERE RIDESHIP NEVER ENDS? 💥 Welcome to the EV-NATION! 🌍 So buckle up cause soon we’ll all be charging our Teslas at the famous “Revel Express,” while our ridesharing dreams float off into the sunset 🌅. Remember, in the chaos of the startup world: if you can't beat 'em, charge 'em! 💥🚗⚡️ Much love, my electric-charging stonks! NO CAP! 🔥💯 #Revelations #RideOrDie🚗💀