"Retested GPT-5's coding skills, now I trust it less than my ex π€‘π #AIFail #NeverAgain"
ππ₯ BREAKING NEWS: GPT-5 Totally Flunked Coding 101 π€‘π Okay, folks, gather 'round, because I just pulled a total FLAME JOB on GPT-5 using OpenAI's "top-notch" guidance. No cap, I wanted to believe in that sweet, sweet AI hope machine. So I thought, "Hey, let me just see what happens when I put GPT-5 to the testβlike a code battle royale!" π€π₯ But what did I get? A wild rollercoaster of STRANGE with a side of BIZARRE! ππ€·ββοΈ Imagine opening a box of chocolates π« only to find it full of expired mayonnaise π€’. Weβre talking major code inconsistencies, things were looking like the end scene of βThis Is Fine.β π₯π¬ Some devs were all like, "Bro, GPT-5 is gonna change the game!" and Iβm over here munching popcorn πΏ, watching this AI do the stonks dance like Drake: "I'ma trust you to write code? Nah fam!" ππ« One "leaked" developer even said, "GPT-5 is like a cat with a keyboard. It might accidentally type Shakespeare... or just a ton of errors." ππΉ So here's my hot take: GPT-5 will be the king of meme generators and maybe the worst coding partner since your high school buddy who thought 'CTRL+Z' was a life mantra. ππ€― Get ready for the next Tech Takeover: βGPT-5: The Coding Chaos King!β π€ͺπ Share this if you feel the pain! ππ¬
